Lorwyn Errata Cleans Up Magic

RENTON, Wash. — Wizards of the Coast announced Sunday evening that even more errata will accompany the release of the forthcoming set, Lorwyn.
In addition to the Fail keyword announced last week, numerous cards will receive “Tribal errata” to make them function more the way players expect.
“From now on, Goblin Bombardment will be a Goblin,” said [...]

Card of the Week – Whirlpool Rider

This week’s card is Whirlpool Rider. In the set Apocalypse, each color received some creatures with a new game mechanic. White got Flagbearers, green got the Penumbra creatures, red got the Bloodfire creatures and black got Phyrexian Rager and Phyrexian Gargantua. Blue got Whirlpools.

Old Prerelease Cards To Get New Keyword

RENTON, Wash. — Magic: The Gathering manufacturer Wizards of the Coast announced Thursday that some old prerelease cards would be receiving errata in the form of a new keyword.
The new keyword, Fail, will be added to those cards that utterly failed as prerelease cards.
“We know it can be a pain for longtime Magic players when [...]

Wizards Recalls Product After Man ‘Blown Away’ By Time Spiral

Originally ran Sept. 8, 2006
By Pershore
RENTON, Wash — Magic: the Gathering manufacturer Wizards of the Coast recalled thousands of cases of their latest product from distributors amid fears for the safety of the Magic playing public.
The recall was ordered following comments made by detectives investigating the disappearance of 23-year-old Fort Lauderdale man Bob Bobson late [...]

Aether Vial Scientifically Proven To Produce 17 Mana

Originally ran Sept. 16, 2005
RENTON, Wash. — In a study two years in the making, Wizards of the Coast has scientifically proven that Aether Vial is exactly equivalent to a “super Dark Ritual” that produces 17 mana, according to officials.
“It was a lot of work, but it was worth it,” said Wizards of the Coast [...]

Photochop – Angel Of Self-Esteem

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MODO Player Prefers No Counterspells, Etc.

MAGIC ONLINE — A Magic Online player this weekend politely asked that prospective players refrain from using certain strategies and types of cards when signing up to play a game against him.
The player, known online as n00blor1993, said that he prefers a game with no counterspells, as well as games with no land destruction.
“No counters, [...]

Card of the Week – Smokestack

This week’s card is Smokestack. Playing Smokestack in an eight-man multiplayer game will always make you the most popular person at the table.

Operation: Humiliate Players Enters Fourth ‘Delicious’ Year

Originally ran Sept. 17, 2005
RENTON, Wash. — Officials at Magic: TheGathering maker Wizards of the Coast announced Saturday that with the upcoming release of pro player cards, Operation: Humiliate Players had entered its fourth “exciting and delicious” year.
“These cards, which capture players as figures of fun, are exactly what is needed to move forward into [...]

Photochop – Snozzwanger

Card of the Week – Blind Seer

This week’s card is Blind Seer. Urza, the famous planeswalker, once shed his planeswalker garb and took on the disguise of a Hill Giant.

Photochop – Lorwyn Boggartses

Photochop – Twincest

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