Good Night

Good night, everyone!

Photochop – Game Stop

Complete Morningtide Spoiler

Can you believe it? MTGRobot already has the complete Morningtide spoiler!
Check it out here.

Card of the Week – Gray Ogre

This week’s card is Gray Ogre. Gray Ogre has long set the standard for what red gets for three mana.

Card of the Week – Proteus Machine

This week’s card is Proteus Machine. This card should see a lot of play now because it’s any creature type you want. Any!

Photochop – Monolith Rings

Something Just Happened On Wizards.com, Brainburst Reports

SYRACUSE, N.Y. — It was just announced Monday on Brainburst.com that an announcement was recently made on Wizards.com.
“We proudly announce that Wizards.com says ‘We proudly announce that Morningtide will be released in February,’” reads Brainburst’s latest news piece. “More news on this story as it develops on Wizards.com.”
Brainburst journalists described that they are “pleased to [...]

MiseTings Updates With Hilarious ‘Page Cannot Be Displayed’ Article

BOSTON — After more than one year without an update, MiseTings.com, the beloved original Magic humor site, has returned with an all-new humor article.
Topical and salient, “The Page Cannot Be Displayed” marks the return of live, published humor pieces to the site that itself gave birth to The Magic Lampoon.
The article, which pokes fun at the [...]

Junior Physician Suggests Problem May Be Lupus

Originally ran Dec. 19, 2006
BENALIA — A junior physician, a member of the diagnostic staff of the Order of the Samite, suggested Tuesday that a patient’s mysterious illness may in fact be lupus.
The physician was quickly rebuked by her superior, the order’s cantankerous master healer, who said Tuesday that the problem is definitely not lupus.
“It’s [...]

Iran’s President Says Obliterate A ‘Myth’

Originally ran Dec. 16, 2005
TEHRAN, Iran — Hardline Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was condemned by several nations including Germany, Switzerland and Russia when he declared Friday that Obliterate was a “myth.”
“There is no such card,” Ahmadinejad said.
“The West would have you believe the myth you can tap eight mana, two of which is red, and [...]

Photochop – Minamo Dolphins

Card of the Week – Glory

This week’s card is Glory. Most players are not prepared for this card despite being told to prepare for it.

Magic Gains Sentience Or An Idea Of Identity Through Agent Of Infinite Looped Nests Of Complexity

If we agree with the argument that consciousness is defined as the ability for a structure within a system, through self-referentiality, to affect that system through its meaning or non-meaning, as documented to a Pulitzer’s-worth of success by Douglas R. Hofstadter in his book “Gödel, Escher, Bach: an Eternal Golden Braid,” then, with the specific [...]

Rosewater Allegedly Sent To HR For Creating Tension In Workplace

Originally ran Dec. 26, 2005
RENTON, Wash. — Insiders at Wizards of the Coast said Monday that Magic: The Gathering design leader Mark Rosewater was recently sent to the company’s human resources department for “creating tension.”
The move may represent disciplinary action, said the insiders, who asked to remain nameless.
“You know, things are bad enough around here [...]

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