Magic Players Begin Laborious Process Of Asking ‘Do You Mean Conflux The Card, Or Conflux The Set?’ For Next Two Years

Posted on January 30, 2009
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PHILADELPHIA — Professional Magic player Quincy Loftus announced Friday that he and others were beginning the long, slow and steady process of asking “Do you mean Conflux the card, or Conflux the set?” for the next two years.

Loftus said that each time “Conflux” comes up in conversation for the next few years, someone invariably will be asking which is meant, leading to a mass mental fatigue and exhaustion on the part of the entire Magic community.

“Just thinking about it, thinking about what that’s going to be like for the next two years of Standard Magic, I actually went to a pawn shop yesterday and bought a gun,” Loftus said.

Reporters asked Loftus if this problem hadn’t occurred before with the cards and sets Prophecy and Onslaught.

“Those are cards?” Loftus asked reporters.

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One Response to “Magic Players Begin Laborious Process Of Asking ‘Do You Mean Conflux The Card, Or Conflux The Set?’ For Next Two Years”

  1. freunleven on February 6th, 2009 2:48 am

    Pretty soon Mirrodin could become a card. A plane.

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