Orcish Generals Add A Little Something To This Month’s Kill Contest

DOMINARIA — An orcish captain representing Generals Mlarg and Morgo announced Tuesday that the legion would be adding “a little something” to this month’s kill contest.
“As you all know, first prize is a new oriflamme. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of brass claws,” said the captain.
“Third prize is you’re fired,” [...]

Card Of The Week – Ydwen Efreet

This week’s card is Ydwen Efreet. Ydwen Efreet is a 3/6 for three mana. It has some sort of ability that has something to do with blocking or something, but that doesn’t matter.

Cthulhu And Pals

One of our intrepid correspondents, am statham, was experimenting with the idea of Lovecraftian planeswalkers. Here’s how some of them came out.

There Goes The Neighborhood

By a Knight-Captain of Eos
Well, there goes the neighborhood.
That’s how it starts. First one moves in, and then another, and pretty soon it ain’t even your neighborhood anymore.
You know what I’m talking about.
Them fucking goddamn metal-os.
Have you seen ‘em? The way they ride around on their metal-o sleds all the time, blasting that crap that [...]

Photochop – Burborg, Tomb of Bawgmoth

Card Of The Week – Nightscape Battlemage

This week’s card is Nightscape Battlemage. Paying his kickers is fun, and paying both of them is only nine mana.

Photochop – Carnophage The Untouchable

Photochop – Esper Swamp

Card Of The Week – Face Of Fear

This week’s card is Face of Fear. Face of Fear does not have fear. However, you can give it fear by discarding a card. Truly, that is the face of fear.

Photochop – The Spice

Photochop – Meddlesome Mage

Card Of The Week – Clone

This week’s card is Clone. President Obama said this week that he is against Human cloning. There’s no word yet as to how he feels about other creature types.

Photochop – Religion

Photochop – Vark-Slogger

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