Photochop – Dodgy Necromancer

Card Of The Week – Mox Sapphire

This week’s card is Mox Sapphire. Mox Sapphire is typically the most expensive Mox to purchase, which is a clear indication that the other Moxen are weak.

Controversial Baby Shaker Card Banned In Extended

RENTON, Wash. — Magic: The Gathering manufacturer Wizards of the Coast announced Saturday morning that the controversial card Baby Shaker would be banned in the Extended format as of May 1.
The card probably never should have been printed, said Mark Gottlieb of Wizards.
“We’ve done some pretty morbid stuff over the years, but it turns out [...]

Photochop – Charm Of Making

Photochop – Giant Ringworm

Rat-Woman Lauds Comfort, Fit Of Victoria’s Secret IPEX Angels Bra

REITO — Rat-Woman and ninja Ink-Eyes announced Wednesday that she was more than completely satisfied with the comfort, fit and style of the new Victoria’s Secret IPEX Angels brand brassiere.
“This new bra is where romance meets technology,” said Ink-Eyes, a 6-foot-tall rat with matted, stinking fur and voluptuous breasts. “It’s Kamigawa’s most advanced bra, and [...]

Card Of The Week – Hidetsugu’s Second Rite

This week’s card is Hidetsugu’s Second Rite. One of the things holding this card back is the fact that opponents can deliberately mana burn to avoid being at 10 life.

Photochop – Weakest Card In The Cycle

Photochop – Strongly Worded Letter

Card Of The Week – Murkfiend Liege

This week’s card is Murkfiend Liege. Unfortunately, Murkfiend Liege’s only creature type is Horror despite its appearance. It would have been just the thing to break Frog tribal.

King Refuses To Allow Niall Silvain To Fight In Forthcoming Battle Of Thermopylae

THERMOPYLAE — Misshapen warrior Niall Silvain announced that King Leonidas and all the other Spartans should all go to hell after the ruler declined to allow Silvain to fight in the forthcoming battle of Thermopylae on Friday.
Because of his many deformities, Silvain simply isn’t able to hold his shield high enough, the king said.
“Thigh to [...]

Photochop – Pile Of Crap

Photochop – Spellform Ultimus

Card Of The Week – Devouring Deep

This week’s card is Devouring Deep. Devouring Deep’s creature type used to be Devouring Deep, which made it the most terrifying-sounding Squire in Magic: The Gathering. Now it’s just a Fish.

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