Rat-Woman Lauds Comfort, Fit Of Victoria’s Secret IPEX Angels Bra

Posted on April 21, 2009
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REITO — Rat-Woman and ninja Ink-Eyes announced Wednesday that she was more than completely satisfied with the comfort, fit and style of the new Victoria’s Secret IPEX Angels brand brassiere.

“This new bra is where romance meets technology,” said Ink-Eyes, a 6-foot-tall rat with matted, stinking fur and voluptuous breasts. “It’s Kamigawa’s most advanced bra, and I love the look and feel of it on my rat bosom,” she added.

Ink-Eyes said that the bra comes in a variety of colors and that it offers seamless lingerie with a heavenly fit.

“My favorite colors are either coral, cherub pink or black,” Ink-Eyes said. “I’ll be recommending it to everyone.

“My well-endowed snake friends will be pleased that it comes in sizes all the way up to 38D,” she added.

- April 21, 2005

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