May 2009 Update Bulletin

Mark L. Gottlieb
Special to The Magic Lampoon
The team and I realized that last month’s Oracle update held a few key omissions. We apologize for our oversights and wish to correct them with the following additions.
Functional Changes
First up is Lightning Bolt, which will now deal two damage instead of three. It’s not that we’ve changed our [...]

Photochop – Pageant Charm

Photochop – Why Not

I’m Not Going Out There

By a Soldier card in your hand
Special to The Magic Lampoon
I’m not going out there.
Uh-uh, man, no way.
You go out there.
Did you see what happened to Jenkins, man? A fucking dragon tore his fucking head off, man!
One minute, Jenkins was fucking standing there, man, and then the next minute — he was just fucking meat, [...]

Card Of The Week – All Hallow’s Eve

This week’s card is All Hallow’s Eve. In some of the most bizarre errata ever, this card was temporarily errataed to be an enchantment instead of a sorcery for many years. Yes, we’re serious.

Photochop – Cthulhu’s Charm

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