Card Of The Week – Flying Men
This week’s card is Flying Men. While many creatures got “profession” creature types in the great update, Flying Men remain unemployed.
Photochop – Porkulus
The Pendulum Is About To Swing
By Mark Rosewater
Special to The Magic Lampoon
You’ve probably heard by now how we’re simplifying the templating in Magic 2010. Well you know how WotC works — as soon as we do one thing, we spend the next block doing the opposite. And guess what, Magic players: the pendulum is about to swing!
In the [...]
Photochop – The Battlefield
Card Of The Week – Terminate
This week’s card is Terminate. Terminate is good because it destroys a target creature and that creature can’t be regenerated. That’s why Terminate is a good card.
Photochop – Rock Egg
Photochop – Enough Already
Card Of The Week – Colossus Of Sardia
This week’s card is Colossus of Sardia. Colossus of Sardia has two weak spots: one on the top of his head and the other on the back of his left elbow.
Photochop – Vark’s Snout
Photochop – Mordor, Tomb Of Sauron
Card Of The Week – Word Of Command
This week’s card is Word of Command. This card is so complicated that it has never been reprinted since Unlimited. The most confusing thing about it is why it gets an artist credit.
Obama Apologizes For Combo Winter
CAIRO — Speaking before an audience of Cairo University students and many other residents Sunday, President Obama sought to broaden ties between the West and the Muslim world by promising an end to suspicion, mistrust and environments of combo-oriented cards that greatly skewed the metagame toward fast, “broken” decks.
“I have come here to seek a [...]