Platinum Angel Saves

Posted on July 5, 2009
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DOMINARIA — A platinum angel announced early Sunday morning that whosoever believeth in her should not perish, but should have everlasting life, even if that person’s life total should go below 0.

“Believeth in me, and thou shalt never die. Though you were dead, yet shall you live,” the platinum angel told reporters at a news conference Sunday.

“Although that does not mean you can pay life if your life total is negative,” she said. “You cannot pay life you do not have. So sayeth the comp rules,” she added.

The platinum angel told reporters that they should not be ashamed at the gospel of herself.

“He who believeth in me is not condemned, but he who believeth not is condemned already,” the platinum angel said.

“But should I be Condemned, then I should be put on the bottom of your library. Therefore I should never be used for attacking,” she added.

“He that cometh to me shall never hunger, and he that believeth on me shall never thirst. Although Thirst for Knowledge is a good card, and you could play it. They just restricted it in Vintage,” she said.

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3 Responses to “Platinum Angel Saves”

  1. vandwedge on July 5th, 2009 10:42 am

    cleverrrr :D

  2. Chifley on July 7th, 2009 9:12 am

    “A platinum angel announced early Sunday morning that whosoever believeth in her should not perish, but should have everlasting life, even if that person’s life total should go below 20.”

    Should this read “go below 0″?

  3. Staff on July 7th, 2009 12:47 pm

    Yeah, it should! XD

    Nice catch!

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