Friends Rally Around Beloved Pro’s ‘Totally Sick’ Magic Deck

Posted on November 10, 2009
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Sick-and-Tired
PHILADELPHIA — Friends, loved ones and other well-wishers gave an outpouring of sympathy Tuesday upon hearing that beloved pro Quincy Loftus had a “totally sick” Magic deck.

“We’re terribly sorry that your deck is totally sick, and we hope that it feels better,” wrote friends of Loftus in an oversize get-well card they sent to him Tuesday.

“The best thing for your deck would be for it to drink plenty of orange juice, and maybe have some chicken soup and crackers,” said Aretha Phillips, a friend of Loftus.

Totally Sick (Quincy Loftus)

4 Phyrexian Denouncer
4 Phyrexian Debaser
2 Phyrexian Defiler
1 Phyrexian Plaguelord
4 Plague Witch
2 Plague Dogs
1 Plague Bearer
1 Plague Wind
2 Sickening Dreams
1 Sickening Shoal
4 Sick and Tired
4 Nausea
4 Pestilence
2 Engineered Plague
2 Leechridden Swamp
2 Spawning Pool
20 Swamp

Loftus said Tuesday that his deck was very run down and just needed to get some sleep.

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4 Responses to “Friends Rally Around Beloved Pro’s ‘Totally Sick’ Magic Deck”

  1. arneh on November 11th, 2009 10:06 am

    dude drink applejuice, oj kills you

  2. Staff on November 11th, 2009 12:38 pm

    XD

  3. Grev on November 12th, 2009 2:12 am

    I wonder if an Alabaster Potion would help?

  4. allanhowls on November 12th, 2009 9:13 am

    See now, under Obamacare, there’d be a death panel to ration care to sick decks. We cannot allow this socialism! Teabaggers unite!

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