Mario

Posted on November 22, 2009
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Once upon a time, in the magical Mushroom Kingdom, there was an enchanted castle.

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In the castle lived a beautiful princess.

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The princess ruled fairly and wisely over all of the mushroom people.

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But one day, the evil Bowser came and snatched away the princess, kidnapping her.

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The little mushroom people didn’t know what to do.

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But just when all seemed lost, a brave and heroic plumber offered to chase after the evil Bowser and rescue the princess.

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The way ahead would be difficult, traveling through the many pipes and sewers.

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The brave plumber would have to face Bowser’s evil Koopas.

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There would be evil Goombas, too, trying to stop the plumber and his heroic rescue.

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Along the way, there would also be scary ghost houses full of danger.

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Finally, the heroic plumber would have to enter Bowser’s terrifying fiery castle.

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But in the end, the beautiful princess was rescued.

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Because the heroic plumber stomped on Bowser over and over until Bowser’s ribs were cracked, and he died a slow and painful death.

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One Response to “Mario”

  1. V. Wedge on November 22nd, 2009 6:44 pm

    It’s too bad there’s no magic card art of a big lizard jumping through the floor.

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