Mario
Posted on November 22, 2009
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Once upon a time, in the magical Mushroom Kingdom, there was an enchanted castle.

In the castle lived a beautiful princess.

The princess ruled fairly and wisely over all of the mushroom people.

But one day, the evil Bowser came and snatched away the princess, kidnapping her.

The little mushroom people didn’t know what to do.

But just when all seemed lost, a brave and heroic plumber offered to chase after the evil Bowser and rescue the princess.

The way ahead would be difficult, traveling through the many pipes and sewers.

The brave plumber would have to face Bowser’s evil Koopas.

There would be evil Goombas, too, trying to stop the plumber and his heroic rescue.

Along the way, there would also be scary ghost houses full of danger.

Finally, the heroic plumber would have to enter Bowser’s terrifying fiery castle.

But in the end, the beautiful princess was rescued.

Because the heroic plumber stomped on Bowser over and over until Bowser’s ribs were cracked, and he died a slow and painful death.
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It’s too bad there’s no magic card art of a big lizard jumping through the floor.