Photochop – Actual Zombie
Photochop – Attack Of The Heart
A Brief Future History Of Magic
Destroy target creature.
Regenerate target creature.
Destroy target creature. It can’t be regenerated.
Target creature is indestructible. (”Destroy” effects and lethal damage don’t destroy it.)
Target creature can’t be indestructible.
Target creature can’t be prevented from being indestructible.
Spells and abilities can’t stop target creature from being prevented from being indestructible.
Players can’t play spells or abilities that would prevent the stopping [...]
Card Of The Week – Season Of The Witch
This week’s card is Season of the Witch. Season of the Witch is one of several Donovan-related Magic cards, along with “Colors” and “There is a Mountain.”
Rise Of The Eldrazi Expansion Symbol Says That You Have A Crush On Jenny
ZENDIKAR — Brief humiliation coupled with thrill and excitement were the emotions you felt Monday afternoon as the Rise of the Eldrazi expansion symbol correctly identified that you have a crush on Jenny.
Predicting future events on the playground before a live audience, the expansion symbol went on to say that before the week is out, [...]
‘Dragons Is So Stupid’ Proclaims Irate Magic Player
WEST OF THE PECOS — An irate Magic: The Gathering player proclaimed that “Dragons is so stupid!” after drafting a Teneb the Harvester during an eight-man Monday.
The player, who called himself “Time Spiral Sam” and said he was the “roughenest, toughest Magic player this side of the tundra,” was unable to produce the necessary green, [...]
Photochop – Ulgrothan Intimidator
Photochop – Tainted Swamp
Card Of The Week – Chameleon Colossus
This week’s card is Chameleon Colossus: Magic’s mightiest Brushwagg!
Photochop – Konda’s Banter
Flores Loves You
A devoted follower announced Friday that famed Magic: the Gathering player Mike Flores, widely regarded as an expert at the game, loves you and that he has a plan for you.
“Did you know that Flores is the door and the way?” said devotee Minnie Taylor.
“He has a plan for you. But it’s up to you [...]
Photochop – Jeweled Amulet
Card Of The Week – Piranha Marsh
This week’s card is Piranha Marsh. Rar rar rar rar rar!
Cows Ask Restaurantgoers To ‘Eat Mor Chiken,’ ‘Thro Less Bumerangs’
COLLEGE PARK, Ga. — Local cows here have embarked on a campaign, placing signs, waving banners and distributing fliers asking restaurantgoers to “Eat mor chiken” and “Thro less bumerangs.”
The signs and banners, say analysts, are designed to protect the cows both from being made into hamburger and being decapitated by razor-sharp, flying boomerangs.
“These gentle creatures, [...]