Flores Loves You
Posted on February 14, 2010
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A devoted follower announced Friday that famed Magic: the Gathering player Mike Flores, widely regarded as an expert at the game, loves you and that he has a plan for you.
“Did you know that Flores is the door and the way?” said devotee Minnie Taylor.
“He has a plan for you. But it’s up to you to hear Flores,” she said. “You can either hear him or turn away and be lost.”
Taylor said that Flores, who is considered to be one of the greatest deckbuilders the game has ever seen, offers himself to you.
“Flores loves you,” Taylor said. “There is no condemnation in you if you are with him. If you call upon the name of Flores, you will be saved. But you need to place your faith in the finished work of Flores.”
Taylor also asked if you had heard the good news.
“He is risen,” she said.
“If you’d like to discuss your relationship with Flores and the love that’s in Flores’ heart with someone, you can e-mail me,” she said. “Flores and I have a strong relationship.”
- Feb 3, 2006
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Haha, brilliant! Flores understands the game backwards and forwards, but he’s been way wrong before, and I’ve always thought his writing is weak.
Flores has risen indeed!