Rise Of The Eldrazi Expansion Symbol Says That You Have A Crush On Jenny

Posted on February 22, 2010
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ZENDIKAR — Brief humiliation coupled with thrill and excitement were the emotions you felt Monday afternoon as the Rise of the Eldrazi expansion symbol correctly identified that you have a crush on Jenny.

Predicting future events on the playground before a live audience, the expansion symbol went on to say that before the week is out, you and Jenny would be sitting in a tree and k-i-s-s-i-n-g, a revelation quickly affirmed by classmates.

“First comes love, then comes marriage,” a chorus of playmates echoed Monday afternoon. “Then comes Jenny with a baby carriage!” they added.

The expansion symbol would not confirm Monday that Jenny reciprocates your feelings with a similar crush on you, much to your disappointment.

“Maybe,” the expansion symbol said enigmatically, opening and closing in an alternating pattern after you chose “green” and then “five.”

Jenny declined to speak to The Magic Lampoon on Monday, although she did hide behind a tree and peer at you for several minutes.

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One Response to “Rise Of The Eldrazi Expansion Symbol Says That You Have A Crush On Jenny”

  1. Kryptnyt on October 24th, 2010 6:20 pm

    Maybe someday, Jenny Greenteeth. Maybe someday.

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