Frat Boys Put Crap On Ayesha’s Face While She’s Asleep

Posted on March 1, 2010
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Ayesha-Tanaka

PHILADELPHIA — Those frat boys who are always yelling “Whoo” and stuff announced in a news conference that they put a bunch of crap on Ayesha’s face when she fell asleep at a party at their frat late Monday night.

The leader of the frat boys, a kid who always wears a baseball cap named Curt or Brian or something like that, told reporters that the crap they put on Ayesha’s face was like “a bunch of lines and squiggles and stuff.”

“HA HA HA YEAH SHE WAS TOTALLY WASTED AND PASSED OUT, MAN, SO I GOT LIKE A LAUNDRY MARKER, AND LIKE DREW A BUNCH OF STUFF ON HER FACE,” Curt or Brian told reporters Monday.

“HA HA HA,” Curt or Brian added with an obnoxious, horselike laugh.

Reporters asked Curt or Brian or whatever his name is if the move by the fraternity wouldn’t in fact dissuade other young ladies from attending functions at the fraternity house.

“NAW, MAN, THAT AYESHA CHICK IS LIKE A GRENADE ANYWAY,” Curt or Brian told reporters. “THOSE OTHER CHICKS AREN’T GONNA LISTEN TO HER, MAN,” he said.

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5 Responses to “Frat Boys Put Crap On Ayesha’s Face While She’s Asleep”

  1. Basilisk on March 1st, 2010 8:55 pm

    What about Chad, who wears a salmon-colored polo shirt

  2. Staff on March 2nd, 2010 8:22 am

    Oh yeah that guy

  3. Andrew on March 2nd, 2010 11:24 pm

    Don’t be that guy.

  4. Kryptnyt on October 24th, 2010 6:16 pm

    I hate frat boys, always talking in caps for some reason.

  5. MrCorn on June 23rd, 2011 2:41 pm

    YEAH I KNOW IT PISSES ME OFF TOO

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