Strategy Corner: Will-O-The-Wisp Lock

Welcome to Strategy Corner! Today we’re going to talk about the much-feared Will-o-the-Wisp Lock. Here’s how it works.

Step One: Opponent plays Forest.

Step Two: You play Swamp. You tap your Swamp for mana and play Will-o-the-Wisp. You have almost set up Will-o-the-Wisp Lock.

Step Three: Opponent is mana-screwed and plays nothing.

Step Four:  You play a second Swamp. [...]

Card Of The Week – Zombie Assassin

This week’s card is Zombie Assassin. Zombie Assassin is one of the few creatures in Magic whose name and creature types are identical.

Local Youth, 8, Pulls A Baneslayer

DAYTON, Ohio — Local boy Curtis Potts, 8, got the thrill of a lifetime when he opened a vintage pack of Topps baseball cards he had just purchased at Fischer’s Cards here on Market Street.
Who would have imagined that looking back from inside would be the face of Johnny Baneslayer.
“Mom! Mom! I got a Baneslayer!” [...]

Photochop – Thwomp

Photochop – Wall Of Humidity

Akromas Propose To End War By Killing All Non-Akromas

DOMINARIA — The Akromas, the two legendary angels of fury and wrath, announced Monday that they have begun implementing their plan of achieving total peace by killing everyone on the planet who isn’t also an Akroma.
“Unfortunately, this means that you have to die,” the Akromas said in unison as the white Akroma hewed off the [...]

Card Of The Week – Steamflogger Boss

This week’s card is Steamflogger Boss. He oversees the making of contraptions LIKE A BAWSS.

Eldrazi Spawn: You Blew It Up, Damn You

ZENDIKAR – An Eldrazi spawn that had found itself on a nightmare world where humans could talk discovered Sunday the horrible truth that it had actually been on Zendikar the whole time, it told reporters.
The spawn said it learned the terrible secret when, after having escaped from a village of talking humans earlier this week, [...]

Photochop – Planeswalker’s Furry

Photochop – Aardvark Flash

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Card Of The Week – Predatory Advantage

This week’s card is Predatory Advantage. Once you have enough Lizards, you become the Lizard King and you can do anything.

The Magic Lampoon Guide To Errata – 2010 Edition

If you’re a longtime player, errata is nothing new. You take it for granted. Hey, what does Necropotence do? You don’t even need to look at the card. In fact, why bother to look at the card? It’s got a cool picture, but you hardly need to read the text at this point. It’s as [...]

Photochop – Form Of Opalescence

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