Wizards Is Proud To Announce: Baneslayer Vs. Tarmogoyf
RENTON, Wash. — Wizards of the Coast said Sunday that it is proud to announce the latest in its “Duel Decks” line of products, Baneslayer vs. Tarmogoyf.
“At last, players can engage in this titanic battle to see which should really be the more expensive card,” said Mark Rosewater of Wizards.
The package includes two 60-card decks [...]
Bush Says Experiment Cheney Giving Self All Sorts Of New Abilities
WASHINGTON — President Bush announced in a televised news conference Monday evening that Experiment Cheney was giving himself all sorts of powerful, new abilities.
The experimental vice president is growing more and more powerful every day, Bush said.
“Of course he is growing beyond control,” the president said. “He was designed to choose his own evolution,” he [...]
Photochop – Cloud Turtle
Photochop – Rhyme Dryad
Card Of The Week – Lorthos, The Tidemaker
This week’s card is Lorthos, the Tidemaker. He was going to be called Lorthos the Freshmaker, but Mentos manufacturer Perfetti Van Melle threatened legal action.
Come With Me, And You’ll Be In A World Of Pure Imagination
By Ixidor
Make a wish.
Count to three.
Come with me, and you’ll be … in a world of pure imagination
Living there, you’ll be free … if you truly wish to be
Ixidor
How do you like the morph factory, Charlie?
Charlie
I think it’s the most wonderful place in the whole world!
Ixidor
I’m very pleased to hear you say that, because I’m [...]
Photochop – Afraid
Teferi Doesn’t Appreciate Being Called ‘Retarded’
ZHALFIR — Local mage Teferi announced Friday that he doesn’t appreciate continually being called “retarded” by Magic: The Gathering players.
Despite the fact that Magic players use the label to indicate that Teferi is extraordinarily powerful, the mage said Friday that the word is derogatory, and that people should refrain from using it.
“I’m not mmtarded,” Teferi [...]
Photochop – Voynich Manuscript
Card Of The Week – Azusa, Lost But Seeking
This week’s card is Azusa, Lost but Seeking. The series finale of Lost is this Sunday, May 23.
Photochop – Demented Surgeon
Photochop – Glimpse The Past
Card Of The Week – Magnetic Web
This week’s card is Magnetic Web. Magnetic Web forces creatures to attack and block by putting dart-throwing viper skeleton heads inside them.