Comments on: Facts Of Magic

By: MrCorn

MrCorn — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 21:10:42 +0000

“Spirits and illusions are tangible beings. If you poke an illusion it will disappear, despite being able to physically eat you alive, while many spirits are capable of being killed by birds, such as the Caah-Blede species which hold swords and make their trainers think of them.”

By: Wormik

Wormik — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 22:28:56 +0000

“A person riding a horse cannot be stopped by foot soldiers, large animals, walls, archers, or even catapults.”
Age of Empires seconds this – catapults have very bad matchup against cavalry.

By: MrCorn

MrCorn — Wed, 22 Jun 2011 21:03:25 +0000

“Women using forges have been known to destroy entire universes by remembering what swords look like. This is why they are illegal.”

By: BenjaMAN

BenjaMAN — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 07:25:06 +0000

This is the funniest post on any mtg humor site ever.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sun, 12 Sep 2010 11:17:43 +0000

My favourite:
“When a web is left unattended, it is not unusual for a lion to climb up it and then battle a falcon in midair.”
This “is not unusual” really pushes it over the top.

By: atog28

atog28 — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 00:45:27 +0000

Very good. I really like the believable quotes. Must get my copy soon for more real-life references. (…So, Lightning never strikes twice?)

By: Basilisk

Basilisk — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 14:34:36 +0000

A Portuguese Man o’ War is a type of jellyfish whose sting causes a victim to disappear entirely.

However, certain species of toads, elk, meerkats, and falcons are immune to its effects.

By: Area Man

Area Man — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 21:55:03 +0000

You can neck snap a headless person while they wear a helmet.

You can remove the soul of a souless one XD

By: ymirsson

ymirsson — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 12:05:41 +0000

“Black will do anything to win.”

By: Bloodchief of Muraganda

Bloodchief of Muraganda — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 09:23:50 +0000

To be “hellbent” means to be out of ideas.

By: Andrew

Andrew — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 04:08:44 +0000

“Elephant grass is a species of grass that prevents zombies, skeletons, and bats from passing through or over. All other animals and warriors can pass through it if a toll is paid.”

“A typical Shu soldier-farmer produced only one crop in his entire life.”

“Tutoring is a process that teaches a student a new capability that may be used only once.”

By: Aetharion

Aetharion — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 20:47:40 +0000

“It is a commonly known fact that a pack of bears is easily killed by a pair of squirrels. The squirrels, however, are also killed in the process.”

“Twenty squires is more than enough to kill a god.”

“When a millstone is used to make enough flour, people forget who they are.”

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By: vandwedge

vandwedge — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:13:12 +0000

Ha, good one, I always wondered about that card myself. “OK, you’re freed from blame! Wait, where did he go.”