This Organization Does Not Tolerate Failure

By a Goblin King
Number Two. Step forward.
This organization does not tolerate failure.
You were ordered to stop the elvish agent from escaping.
You failed.
You will receive one final chance to compensate for your blundering.
Go to the table.
Observe the spellbomb on the table.
It is a device containing pyrite, one of the world’s deadlier substances.
Pick it up.
Pick it up.
You [...]

This week’s card is Fleshwrither. Fleshwrither can become a Body Snatcher. Then that Body Snatcher can become that Fleshwrither. Then that Fleshwrither can become another Body Snatcher.

Happy Labor Day With Delicious Gummi Moose Candies

Here we see the Gummi Moose frolicking in its natural wild habitat. This one is cherry red.
MEDFORD, Ore. — Once again, Harry & David are offering delicious Gummi Moose candies, available in fine stores, mail order or via the Internet.
The squishy and tasty Gummi Moose come in a variety of colors, and are all cast [...]

Photochop – Shrooms The Hedge, Man

The Slearch Face

On Good Gamery’s message board, where people discuss Magic, among other things, there is a meme involving this image:

… the avatar of a user named Slearch.
The idea, and we’re sure you’ve seen these sorts of memes before, is to chop the image into as many funny things as possible.

Card Of The Week – Mox Pearl

This week’s card is Mox Pearl. If you think about it, Moxen are like the ultimate mythics. Or the other way around. Jace, the Mind Sculptor is like a mox planeswalker.

Longtime Companion Speaks Warmly About Fallen Planeswalker

JAMURAA, Dominaria – The longtime companion of Garruk Wildspeaker, an unnamed beast, gave a moving eulogy for the fallen planeswalker during his funeral deep in the forest here Monday.
The beast praised the life of Garruk, and said that there was a side to the planeswalker that most people didn’t get to see.
“All of you here [...]