Happy Labor Day With Delicious Gummi Moose Candies

Posted on August 25, 2010
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Gummi-Moose-RedHere we see the Gummi Moose frolicking in its natural wild habitat. This one is cherry red.

MEDFORD, Ore. — Once again, Harry & David are offering delicious Gummi Moose candies, available in fine stores, mail order or via the Internet.

The squishy and tasty Gummi Moose come in a variety of colors, and are all cast in the beloved moose shape.

The Gummi Moose is a tasty snack that will invigorate any warrior, wizard or planeswalker.

“Each Gummi Moose is captured live in Lorwyn, shrunk to manageable size and sealed in a special airtight plastic bag to ensure freshness,” said Harry & David spokeswoman Tina Gaffney.

“Also, this kills them,” she said.

“But it’s OK if you call them ‘Gummi Mooses’!” she added.

Gummi Moose candies are just $6.95.

Gummi-Moose-Package

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4 Responses to “Happy Labor Day With Delicious Gummi Moose Candies”

  1. D: on August 25th, 2010 10:19 pm

    OMG i want some.

  2. Godzola on August 26th, 2010 12:06 am

    So…
    what if we call them “Gummi NASCAR fans”?

  3. GOD on August 26th, 2010 6:05 pm

    nom noms

  4. Andrew on August 27th, 2010 1:24 pm

    remember, they’re also Gummi Goblin Spawn…

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