My 10 Rings Of Power Will Destroy You

By Mandarin
Mwahahahahahaha!
There is no escape, Iron Man.
My 10 rings of power will destroy you.
Which of my pretty baubles will I use on you first?
In other words — choose your death, Iron Man.
First, is the terrifying Jandor’s Ring.
With this ring, I can discard a card that I just drew, and draw a card to replace it.
Tremble! [...]

Card Of The Week – Moss Monster

This week’s card is Moss Monster. Many people have written us and asked, “Hi, Magic Lampoon. Say, is Moss Monster broken in Vintage?” To which we ask, come on now. You know the answer. Isn’t every card broken in Vintage?

Point-Counterpoint

His Kind Knows Only How To Oppress
By a Festering Goblin
His kind knows only how to oppress.
Imagine if you were taken from your home, and forced to fight in a war a thousand miles away.
A war that would aid your captors!
I will not return there, to a land of murdering oppressors.
They raided our homes. Tore us [...]

Photochop – Ornate Scabbard

Photochop – Platinum Diabolic Edict

Wizards Realizes That Any Color Can Be Justified As Doing Anything: Part 2

Editor’s note — Our article ‘Wizards Realizes That Any Color Can Be Justified As Doing Anything‘ received a lot more reader comments than most of our articles, with a lot of people (a lot of them from GoodGamery) writing bits to add to the original article! We’ve taken some of these comments, edited them a [...]

Card Of The Week – Lady Orca

This week’s card is Lady Orca. Isn’t it terrible when the image of a beautiful woman is used in an exploitative way just to get people to buy cards and play the game?

Photochop – Neurok “Commando”

Photochop – Myr Gallery

Complete Mirrodin Pure Spoiler

Thanks to some fine detective work at MTGRobot, the complete Mirrodin Pure spoiler is already available! The folks over there managed to learn what every card is going to be and put together a complete list, and they were nice enough to share it with us.
So here you go! If you don’t want to know [...]

Card Of The Week – Night Soil

This week’s card is Night Soil. As far as we know, it’s the only card named after poo.

This Oil Is The Cancer That’s Killing /Mirrodin/

By a MirChanner
Fellow /Mir/tards and oldfags,
This oil is the cancer that’s killing /Mirrodin/.
The oil is unknown to many and speculated by some to be pure failsauce.
These Phyrexifags and their unfunny copypasta, forced memes and srs discussions are one giant facepalm.
LOL INFECTED U EPIC WIN!!1111
U LAFF U LOSE!11!11
OMG LONGCAT!!11
Pls.
There’s only one answer, and that’s chemo.
Chemo /Mirrodin/ [...]

Photochop – Protein Hulk

Photochop – Ziggurat

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