Volrath Refuses To Give Gerrard His Lifetime Supply Of Chocolate

THE STRONGHOLD, Rath — Evincar Volrath abruptly announced Friday that Gerrard would not be receiving the lifetime supply of chocolate that was initially promised to him upon the beginning of his tour through the evincar’s private Stronghold.
Gerrard and other visitors who entered with him “broke the rules,” Volrath said.
“Squee stole fizzy lifting drinks,” Volrath said [...]

Card Of The Week – North Star

This week’s card is North Star. North Star is from Legends. Magic: The Gathering wouldn’t see a mana fixer this broken again until Mirage’s Mana Prism.

Photochop – Hakarn, Father Of Machines

Blackouts

Riddle: What do the following “blacked out” photochopped hybrid cards have in common?

Give up?

Photochop – Tiger Blood

Wizards Prices Slips Of Paper With Scribbles On Them At $30,000

RENTON, Wash. — Wizards of the Coast attorney Bo Boyer announced Wednesday that because of its lawsuit against an MTG Salvation administrator, the company from now on will be pricing all slips of paper with scribbles on them at $30,000 each.
The lawsuit is so far seeking $90,000 from the administrator, Daron Rutter of Vancouver, British [...]

Card Of The Week – Poultice Sliver

This week’s card is Poultice Sliver. Poultice Sliver has eyes. That makes it the king of the Slivers.

Photochop – Winning

Photochop – Tombstonize

The Pyramid Of Skulls Is Unsustainable At Current Levels

By Davvol of Rath
I know that Phyrexia has demanded this pyramid of skulls, but I have grave concerns.
I’ve done the math.
The pyramid of skulls is unsustainable at current levels.
The pyramid is simply too large.
Many have said, why not let the rich pay for the pyramid of skulls. Let the rich pay their fair share of [...]

Losing Player Could Have Drawn Any Number Of Cards

ORLANDO, Fla. — A player participating in round one of an eight-man draft announced Thursday after losing a game of Magic: The Gathering that during the game, he could have drawn any number of cards.
“I could have drawn my Glacial Ray, or my Hanabi Blast, or my Yamabushi’s Flame,” player Ike Boger said to other [...]

Card Of The Week – Arrogant Vampire

This week’s card is Arrogant Vampire. He thinks he’s as good as a Sengir Vampire. What a jerk!

IAU Announces That Moon, Sun Are Now The Same Thing

PARIS — The International Astronomical Union, the organization that famously declared Pluto no longer to be a planet, announced Sunday that the sun and the moon are now the same thing as each other.
The words “sun” and “moon” will now be used interchangeably, with either word referring both to small bodies that orbit planets and [...]

Photochop – Tsunami

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