Card Of The Week: Sword Of Light And Shadow

This week’s card is Sword of Light and Shadow. The art on this card has been baffling people for years.

Portal 2 Complete Jace Core Dialogue Transcript

Editor’s note: The new game “Portal 2″ from Valve has lots of people talking, especially about the tremendous dialogue found throughout the game. Here is a transcript of one of the game’s more wacky robot characters, the Jace Core that you use during the game to … well, we won’t spoil it for you.
Jace. Jace. [...]

Photochop – Herptide Derplicator

Photochop – Toothless Atog

Point-Counterpoint

Dude, That Was Totally Hilarious When My Darksteel Colossus Stepped On You
Dilfens The Mage
Dude, that was totally hilarious when my Darksteel Colossus stepped on you.
Dude, I tapped like a billion mana, and I was like, “Tooth and Nail,” beeyatch! And the mana just like went “Zomm zomm zomm zomm zomm,” and there was this big [...]

Card Of The Week – Lava Dart

This week’s card is Lava Dart. He’s in a bathrobe.

These Griefers Are Ruining The Knowledge Pool

By Xandor the Archivist
You know, when we set out to make an encyclopedia of all knowledge that anyone could contribute to, our motives were to help people and to provide something nice for everyone.
But these griefers are ruining the Knowledge Pool.
It seems like more and more of our time is spent removing pure garbage from [...]

Phyrexians Successfully Attach Assault Rifle To Rose McGowan’s Leg

PHYREXIA — Monitors here announced Monday that they had successfully attached an M4A1 carbine assault rifle with M203 grenade launcher to the leg of actress Rose McGowan.
“At last, this beautiful Earth actress is one step closer to being compleated,” said Xschrsx’chzx, a local monitor from the Fourth Sphere.
“Next, we will infect the lovely star of [...]

Photochop – Go For The Doom Blade

Photochop – Government

Card Of The Week – Cinder Cloud

This week’s card is Cinder Cloud. Red used to occasionally get “Destroy target creature.”

Shards Of Arala

Editor’s Note: Here is a special sneak peek at the fall set, Shards of Arala!
Arala — a world shattered into five planes, each cut off from two of the colors of magic! Each of Arala’s worlds, or “shards,” is a separate plane where three of the colors of magic hold sway.
Here is a brief description [...]

Photochop – Seal Of Cleansing

Photochop – Touchdown

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