Photochop – Magicmage Infiltrator

Why Do People Think That I’m You?

Ajani Vengeant: You broke your promise.
Ajani Goldmane: Jesus, Vengeant.
Ajani Vengeant: You fucking talked to her about me.
Ajani Goldmane: What is going on here?
Ajani Vengeant: I ask you for one thing. One simple thing.
Ajani Goldmane: Why do people think that I’m you?
Ajani Vengeant: …
Ajani Goldmane: Answer me!
Ajani Vengeant: … sit.
Ajani Goldmane: (sits) Answer me. Why do [...]

Photochop – Drunk Driver

Card Of The Week – Door To Nothingness

This week’s card is Door to Nothingness. In its original Fifth Dawn printing, Door to Nothingness was very difficult to activate, because you needed two of each of five different varieties of grey mana. It’s been given errata to use colored mana since then.

Durrfolk

Here at The Magic Lampoon, we love tribal themes. Durrfolk have always been one of our favorite tribes. Here are some of the tribe’s notable cards.

Sid’s Cards

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Photochop – Penumbra Umbra

Suspicious Mountain Formation Chases Down Area Travelers

KJELDOR — Vacationers are shunning the area here following several reports of a vicious mountain formation chasing travelers over the past few weeks.
Several tourists have reported to authorities seeing a suspicious outcropping of rocks “stalking, following and harassing” visitors to the area.
“RARARARARAR,” the outcropping is alleged to shout at victims.
Officials are seeking the Mouth of [...]

Photochop – 4 L33t V4ngu4rd

Card Of The Week – Mwonvuli Ooze

This week’s card is Mwonvuli Ooze. Mwonvuli Ooze is named after the daughter of one of the Wizard of the Coast designers.

Dear Sir

Dear Sir,
Although I am not optimistic that this letter will generate any more useful response than the last seven letters that you have been sent, it is incumbent in civilized times that we once again go through the pretense of courtesy, as though communicating with you has an effect as it would with a rational [...]

Photochop – Glengarry Highlands

Manson: Vote For Me For Invitational

CORCORAN STATE PRISON, Calif. — Promising plenty of “mischievous, irreverent antics” were he to win, incarcerated serial murderer Charles Manson made an appeal to the Magic community and began asking Wednesday if people would please vote for him to participate in the Magic Invitational tournament this year.
“I’m the bad boy of Magic!” Manson said.
Manson, now [...]

Photochop – (-.203 + .989i) … (.016 + .801i)

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