Photochop – Dark Passenger

A Personal Appeal From Phyrexia Founder Yawgmoth

I’m a volunteer.
Like the countless others before me who have tried to infect worlds with a sinister plague, I don’t get paid a copper coin. But as the Father of Machines, I have been here from the beginning, and I have to tell you, I never thought that Phyrexia would get to be this big.
We [...]

Photochop – Frogatog

Card Of The Week – Elvish Ranger

This week’s card is Elvish Ranger. Magic players have often commented for years how sexy the art is on this card.

Sexual Symbolism In ‘Zelda: Skyward Sword’

Editor’s note: While “Zelda” is not normally associated with Magic: The Gathering, we feel that, as giant nerds, our hobbies overlap somewhat. We hope yours do, as well.
By Dr. Hilton J. Fallon, Ph.D.
Special to The Magic Lampoon
Sexual imagery is an important part of modern media and culture. Many modern created works contain numerous sexual symbols. [...]

Photochop – Glove

People Have Forgotten The True Spirit Of The Festival Of The Guildpact

As you begin to celebrate the Festival of the Guildpact today, you should take a moment to think about the true meaning of this wonderful holiday.
The Festival of the Guildpact is about much more than attacking your foes with ancient terrors that you’ve brought forth from another time. It’s about more than consigning magical creatures [...]

Utensils

Make sure they’re arranged correctly on the table.

Card Of The Week – Sarkhan The Mad

This week’s card is Sarkhan the Mad. He has no “plus loyalty” ability. He’s just not a very good friend.

The Following Abilities Are Now Optional In Sanctioned Tournaments

Editor’s Note: The following was added this week to the Magic: the Gathering Infraction Procedure Guide, the official guide that “provides judges the appropriate penalties and procedures to handle offenses that occur during the course of a Competitive or Professional tournament, as well as the underlying philosophy that guides their implementation.”
OPTIONAL ABILITIES
Traditionally, some abilities include [...]

Photochop – Golgari Thug Life

Kids Will Love Wacky Magic Eyeball Pen!

What to do for Christmas. Not the same old video games again!
Moms! Dads! Kids will love Wacky Magic Eyeball Pen™.
Wacky Magic Eyeball Pen™ lets your kids make rainbow pictures that glow in the dark! It’s the perfect Christmas gift.
Wacky Magic Eyeball Pen™ comes in red, crimson, scarlet and bright red.
Kids! It’s easy. Simply take Wacky [...]

Photochop – Two Explore

Card Of The Week – Cyclopean Mummy

This week’s card is Cyclopean Mummy. “Cyclopean” means “having one eye,” or “exiling itself,” or “turning lands into Swamps.”

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