Sneak Preview — Avacyn Restored Intro Pack

The staff of The Magic Lampoon has got its hands on the complete decklist for an Avacyn Restored intro pack!
Now, we don’t know what the cards do yet. Just the names! But we’ll give you more information as we find out.
In the meantime, here’s the decklist for Grave Injustice! Bold card names indicate cards from [...]

Sid’s Cards

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Photochop – Dogaroo

Gentlemen, I Believe That What We’re Looking At Here Is … Murder

By Crovax, evincar of Rath
I’d like to ask everyone to please stand back, and do not disturb anything in the room.
Gentlemen, I believe that what we’re looking at here is … murder.
I’m going to have to ask that everyone remain here, as each of you are suspects.
Murder? Indeed. I suspected … murder … the moment [...]

Photochop – Dark Allure

Card Of The Week – Ersatz Gnomes

This week’s card is Ersatz Gnomes. The ersatz gnomes turn things colorless with the colored beams that they fire from their mouths and hands and chests and eyes. Also, there are five of them, and together they are a 1/1.

Demon Severs Relationship With Wizards, Cites Placement ‘On Back Of Card’

INNISTRAD — Notorious and fearsome demon Withengar announced Wednesday that he was severing his business relationship with Earth corporation Wizards of the Coast after he found that he had been placed on the back of a Magic: the Gathering card in the upcoming set Dark Ascension.
A demon of his stature should have been featured on [...]

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Photochop – Italian Sea Captain

Malfegor Announces He Loves These Little Debbies Snack Cakes

ALARA — Malfegor, the great demon dragon of Alara, announced Tuesday evening that he loves his Little Debbies snack cakes and that he would not allow anyone else in the entire plane of Alara to come near them.
“Devil Squares — Fudge Brownies — Swiss Cake Rolls — I love them all,” the monstrous being told [...]

Photochop – Stromkirk Captain

Card Of The Week – Rayne, Academy Chancellor

This week’s card is Rayne, Academy Chancellor. Her hair is like the alien’s head.

Wizards Announces Fifth Edition Dungeons And Dragons

RENTON, Wash. — Parent company Wizards of the Coast announced this week that the iconic role-playing game Dungeons & Dragons would be remade into a Fifth Edition, and that the desires of fans would figure prominently into the new edition’s design.
Mike Mearls of Wizards of the Coast said that the company recognizes that the game’s [...]

Photochop – Strip Mine

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