Card Of The Week – Artful Dodge

This week’s card is Artful Dodge. Dear god what is that thing?

Card Of The Week – Bird Maiden

This week’s card is Bird Maiden. As you can see on the flavor text, the cited translation was by Haddaway, the famous Trinidadian-German singer known for the smash hit “What is Love?”

Card Of The Week – Ersatz Gnomes

This week’s card is Ersatz Gnomes. The ersatz gnomes turn things colorless with the colored beams that they fire from their mouths and hands and chests and eyes. Also, there are five of them, and together they are a 1/1.

Card Of The Week – Rayne, Academy Chancellor

This week’s card is Rayne, Academy Chancellor. Her hair is like the alien’s head.

Card Of The Week – Elvish Ranger

This week’s card is Elvish Ranger. People have said that this card has sexy art, but we just don’t see it.

Card Of The Week – Angelic Page

This week’s card is Angelic Page. Originally, Angelic Page was just a Spirit. So it wasn’t an Angel. It was just angelic.

Card Of The Week – Elvish Ranger

This week’s card is Elvish Ranger. Magic players have often commented for years how sexy the art is on this card.

Card Of The Week – Sarkhan The Mad

This week’s card is Sarkhan the Mad. He has no “plus loyalty” ability. He’s just not a very good friend.

Card Of The Week – Cyclopean Mummy

This week’s card is Cyclopean Mummy. “Cyclopean” means “having one eye,” or “exiling itself,” or “turning lands into Swamps.”

Card Of The Week – Elvish Ranger

This week’s card is Elvish Ranger. Modesty is important when one is traveling.

Card Of The Week – Elvish Ranger

This week’s card is Elvish Ranger. Ooh, it’s getting so hot out here.

Card Of The Week – Ancient Silverback

This week’s card is Ancient Silverback. We believe that the Seventh Edition Ancient Silverback may be the Magic: The Gathering Ape who looks the most like Donkey Kong.

Card Of The Week – Sky Diamond

This week’s card is Sky Diamond, Mirage’s attempt to fix Mox Sapphire. We legitimately wonder — if it came into play untapped, would it be overpowered?

Card Of The Week – Western Paladin

This week’s card is Western Paladin. For Seventh Edition, which was all reprints but with new art, Wizards had the idea to make the Northern, Southern, Eastern and Western Paladins the centerpieces of the set.

keep looking »