http://magiclampoon.com/blog Best damn Magic: the Gathering humor site ever Fri, 10 Feb 2012 20:56:27 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 http://magiclampoon.com/blog/2012/02/10/card-of-the-week-artful-dodge/ http://magiclampoon.com/blog/2012/02/10/card-of-the-week-artful-dodge/#comments Fri, 10 Feb 2012 20:56:27 +0000 Staff http://magiclampoon.com/blog/?p=4818 This week’s card is Artful Dodge. Dear god what is that thing?

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]]> http://magiclampoon.com/blog/2012/01/26/card-of-the-week-ersatz-gnomes/feed/ 5 http://magiclampoon.com/blog/2012/01/20/card-of-the-week-rayne-academy-chancellor/ http://magiclampoon.com/blog/2012/01/20/card-of-the-week-rayne-academy-chancellor/#comments Sat, 21 Jan 2012 01:45:17 +0000 Staff http://magiclampoon.com/blog/?p=4738 This week’s card is Rayne, Academy Chancellor. Her hair is like the alien’s head.

]]> http://magiclampoon.com/blog/2012/01/20/card-of-the-week-rayne-academy-chancellor/feed/ 3 http://magiclampoon.com/blog/2012/01/11/card-of-the-week-elvish-ranger-4/ http://magiclampoon.com/blog/2012/01/11/card-of-the-week-elvish-ranger-4/#comments Wed, 11 Jan 2012 21:50:44 +0000 Staff http://magiclampoon.com/blog/?p=4720 This week’s card is Elvish Ranger. People have said that this card has sexy art, but we just don’t see it.

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]]> http://magiclampoon.com/blog/2011/12/22/card-of-the-week-sarkhan-the-mad/feed/ 8 http://magiclampoon.com/blog/2011/12/12/card-of-the-week-cyclopean-mummy/ http://magiclampoon.com/blog/2011/12/12/card-of-the-week-cyclopean-mummy/#comments Mon, 12 Dec 2011 18:20:49 +0000 Staff http://magiclampoon.com/blog/?p=4627 This week’s card is Cyclopean Mummy. “Cyclopean” means “having one eye,” or “exiling itself,” or “turning lands into Swamps.”

]]> http://magiclampoon.com/blog/2011/12/12/card-of-the-week-cyclopean-mummy/feed/ 3 http://magiclampoon.com/blog/2011/12/05/card-of-the-week-elvish-ranger-2/ http://magiclampoon.com/blog/2011/12/05/card-of-the-week-elvish-ranger-2/#comments Mon, 05 Dec 2011 15:07:25 +0000 Staff http://magiclampoon.com/blog/?p=4601 This week’s card is Elvish Ranger. Modesty is important when one is traveling.

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]]> http://magiclampoon.com/blog/2011/11/30/card-of-the-week-elvish-ranger/feed/ 4 http://magiclampoon.com/blog/2011/11/23/card-of-the-week-ancient-silverback/ http://magiclampoon.com/blog/2011/11/23/card-of-the-week-ancient-silverback/#comments Wed, 23 Nov 2011 18:08:50 +0000 Staff http://magiclampoon.com/blog/?p=4538 This week’s card is Ancient Silverback. We believe that the Seventh Edition Ancient Silverback may be the Magic: The Gathering Ape who looks the most like Donkey Kong.

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