Friday Night Magic Walkthrough

This walkthrough is based on the American version of Friday Night Magic for the FVGS 2000. This walkthrough contains spoilers, so if you do not want the plot ruined for you, watch out. No portion of this walkthrough may be used without express written consent, unless you have a good reason.
Round 1
Make sure you have [...]

Scientists Warn Of Global Darkening

 The effects of global darkening can be seen by comparing an island one year ago, left, with an island from the present day.
Originally ran Oct. 6, 2006
Recent light trends have lent more evidence to the theory of global darkening, a theory that suggests that the spectral lightcaps are eroding, which could cause the end of [...]

Terrorist Threatens Creatures, Faces

By May Contain Peanuts
RENTON, Wash. — In tapes released Thursday, a leader of a terrorist organization declares that America’s creatures and faces are not safe.
Claiming to be the “king” of terrorist organization “Your Mom,” the individual on the tape threatens to use the organization’s burn deck to attack America, America’s creatures and the faces of Americans.
The [...]

Aether Vial Scientifically Proven To Produce 17 Mana

Originally ran Sept. 16, 2005
RENTON, Wash. — In a study two years in the making, Wizards of the Coast has scientifically proven that Aether Vial is exactly equivalent to a “super Dark Ritual” that produces 17 mana, according to officials.
“It was a lot of work, but it was worth it,” said Wizards of the Coast [...]