Photochop – Spellform Ultimus

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Welcome To Number Pie Week!

By Mark Rosewater
Special to The Magic Lampoon
You may have heard about the color pie, during the course of the several dozen articles I’ve written about it, but did you know that Wizards also designs cards around a number pie? Each number has its own feel, its own philosophy. Each number has number-related goals and desires. [...]

Bullying Of Rosewater Worsens After Rosewater Opens Up About Bullying

RENTON, Wash. — Authorities were concerned after Mark Rosewater of Wizards of the Coast was found Monday curled into a ball next to an office water cooler, shaking, clutching to his bosom a copy of “A Whack on the Side of the Head,” stained by Rosewater’s own tears and mucus.
Child protection agents told The Magic [...]

Web Site Replacements We Plan To Botch

By Worth Wollport of Wizards of the Coast

Special to The Magic Lampoon
Last summer marked our ill-conceived launch of Gleemax, a would-be replacement for MySpace. It failed to such an extent that we shut it down after a mere three months.  Here are other Web sites we plan on failing to replace!
Weather.com. What weather announcements do [...]

Planeswalkers Vs. Plainswalkers

Planeswalkers vs. Plainswalkers
Five exist vs. Three exist
Funky new card frames vs. Funky old card frames
Mentioned on Tarmogoyf vs. Mentioned on a Homelands card
Hosed by Vindicate vs. Hosed by worst card of all time
Are legendary vs. Are in Legends
Ajani Goldmane has a huge axe vs. Zodiac Rooster is a huge cock
Have had a theme week vs. Due soon, most likely
Will [...]

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